Figure Out What To Do, Then Take

I Saw A Commercial For The Maxi Pads For The Bigger Gals They're Making Now. That Was A Nice Visual While I Was Eating.

When I Am King, I Will Revise The Sexual Bases System So That Getting To First Base Will Include Oral Sex And Sodomy!

[giving Welfare To Poor People] Is The Equivalent Of The Government Sending [fat People] A Jumbo Bag Of Bugles In The Mail Twice A Month.

Well, Guys Are Better At Mechanical Stuff And Women Are Better At Emotional Stuff.

I Don't Burn Any Calories Trying To Be Masculine; I Just Happen To Be From That World.