Many People Are Surprised To Hear That

I Found Out That When You Get Married The Man Becomes The Head Of The House. And The Woman Becomes The Neck, And She Turns The Head Any Way She Wants To.

Many People Are Surprised To Hear That We Have Comedians In Russia, But They Are There. They Are Dead, But They Are There.

In America, You Drive Car. In Soviet Russia, Car Drive You!

After The Soviet Union Collapsed, People Thought I Wasn't Funny Anymore.

If You Have Something Important To Say, Broadway And New York Are Great Places To Say It.