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In America, You Drive Car. In Soviet Russia, Car Drive You!

I Believe That Laughter Is A Language Of God And That We Can All Live Happily Ever Laughter.

We Have Been Learning Since We Were Children How To Make Money, Buy Things, Build Things. The Whole Education System Is Set Up To Teach Us How To Think, Not To Feel.

Many People Are Surprised To Hear That We Have Comedians In Russia, But They Are There. They Are Dead, But They Are There.

In America, Your Job Determines Your Marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx Determine Your Job!