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Barack Obama May Be Black, But John Mccain Is The First Albino Presidential Candidate: He's Completely See-through!

An Animal Has To Suffer For Us Old-school Latinos To Get What We Want.

If Laughter Is The Best Medicine, I Promise To Continue To Make You Laugh As My Wife And I Work Together With The National Kidney Foundation To Save Lives.

If You Had A Personal Trainer, You Would Probably Eat Him. I Know That In Every Fat Person, There's A Skinny Person Inside, But You Could Have All The Season's Contestants Of America's Next Top Model In You. I Hope I Get Reincarnated As Your Feet. That Way, You'd Never See My Face Again... Oh, I'm Sorry. I Shouldn't Have Insulted You. Because In My Country, Cows Are Sacred.

We Need To Get Better At Voting And Be A Voice For The People Who Do Not Have One.