Laughter Is The Best Way To Release

If It Wasn't For Abe Lincoln, I'd Still Be On The Open Market.

I Feel That The Same God-force That Is The Mother And Father Of The Pope Is Also The Mother And Father Of The Loneliest Wino On The Planet.

When I First Broke Through, There Was Only Nbc, Cbs And Abc, And They Had News In The Morning And In The Evening - There Wasn't No 24-hour News.

Once I Realised The Value Of Making People Laugh, I Got Very Good At It. Fast.

America Is Concerned More With The Possibility Of Moon Folks Than The Reality Of Hungry Poor Folks.