When I Tune Into My Beautiful Self,

If You Take 12 Waters From The Coconut - Not The Ones You Buy In The Store, Although That's Good - But The Fresh Coconuts, The Little Brown Ones With The Three Eyes, If You Take 12 Of Those Within 24 Hours, Your Blood Will Go Back To The Way It Was When You Were Born.

When I Was A Boy, I Was Taught Never To Use Insulting Expressions Like, 'i've Been Gypped,' Or, 'he Welshed On The Deal.'

You Hear Entertainers All The Time, Saying, 'if I Couldn't Get Paid For This, I'd Do It For Free.' When's The Last Time You Ever Heard A Business Person Say, 'if I Couldn't Get Paid For Being Chairman Of British Petroleum, I'd Do It For Free'?

Poor Is A State Of Mind You Never Grow Out Of, But Being Broke Is Just A Temporary Condition.

Political Promises Are Much Like Marriage Vows. They Are Made At The Beginning Of The Relationship Between Candidate And Voter, But Are Quickly Forgotten.