I've Been Accused Of Not Really Paying

My Feeling On Therapy Is It's A Luxury, And If You're Fortunate Enough To Get Some Smart People To Talk To About Life, Then That's Fortunate And You Should Go For It.

In A Perfect World, My Tennis Game Gets Better. I Have Kids And A Beautiful Wife And Live On Some Hill Somewhere That's Not In Los Angeles. And The Script That Tom Hanks Just Barely Turned Down Gets In My Hands.

To Me, Writing Is Remembering Something Funny That Happened, Or Maybe Something I Said Seven Years Ago.

I Certainly Like The Rumour That I Was The Father Of Elizabeth Hurley's Baby. It Made Me Think I Could Impregnate Women In A Different Way To Everyone Else. Elizabeth And I Were Never Alone In A Room Together, So I Must Be A Very Powerful Man Indeed. Actually, I'm Thinking Of Suing The Baby!

I Know Chandler Is Similar To Me. But If You Watched My Life For A Week, There Would Be Many More Boring Parts.