To Me, Writing Is Remembering Something Funny

The Funniest Thing Is When Somebody Says "look I've No Idea Who You Are But My Friend Said You Are On A Show And I Just Wanted To Introduce Myself" You Know That They Are Lying! Those People Can Just Get Out Of My Way.

In Television Or A Movie I Bring My Own Ego And Consequently Can Mess Up. In The Theatre I Learnt Very Quickly To Shut Up And Listen. Now I Am Able To Get Out Of My Own Way.

I Was A Very Good Tennis Player In Ottawa, Canada - Nationally Ranked When I Was, Like, 13. Then I Moved To Los Angeles When I Was 15, And Everyone In L.a. Just Killed Me. I Was Pretty Great In Canada. Not So Much In Los Angeles.

I Would Always Be The Kid That Got In Trouble In School, That's For Sure, For Joking Around.

The Key To Sitcom Success Is Miserable People. If You See A Happy Couple, It's Just Gone, Like When Sam And Diane Got Together On Cheers.