I Certainly Like The Rumour That I

I Need A Woman To Have A Quirky Sense Of Humor. There's A Bunch Of Jokes I Use, And If She Doesn't Get Them, She's Probably Not For Me.

I Never Really Thought Of Myself As A Physical Comedian. But When I Was A Kid, I Used To, You Know, Pretend To Trip Over Things To Make Girls Laugh In School And Stuff Like That. So I Kind Of Learned How To Fall Without Hurting Yourself.

I Have Insanely Dorky Taste. Basically, If You're A Woman, And You're Under Any Kind Of Emotional Duress, And You Sing A Song, I Will Listen To It Forever. It's Odd Being A 37-year-old Heterosexual Male Who Owns Nothing But Sarah Mclachlan And Tori Amos. But I'll Go Against That At First And Play Something Boring Like James Taylor.

So I'm Reading A Book On My New Ipad, But Can't The Ipad Read It For Me? Do I Have To Do Everything?

I Think If You Look Back At All Those Great Comedies On Television In The Past, It's All Lovable Losers That Gathered Together - 'taxi' And 'cheers,' 'seinfeld' And 'friends.'