I've Always Been Able To Recount Things

I Can't Tell A Joke To Save My Soul. It's Just Not My Thing, Though I Love To Listen To Jokes.

If Someone Tells You That You Cannot Do Something And You Believe It, They Are Right.

Comedy Is Tragedy Plus Time.

I Think We're Here For Each Other.

But I Didn't Ask To Have Somebody Nose Around In My Private Life. I Didn't Even Ask To Be Famous. All I Asked Was To Be Able To Earn A Living Making People Laugh.