If Someone Tells You That You Cannot

It Costs A Lot To Sue A Magazine, And It's Too Bad That We Don't Have A System Where The Losing Team Has To Pay The Winning Team's Lawyers.

My Grandmother And I Saw An Average Of Eight Movies A Week, Double Features, Second Run.

We Don't Stop Going To School When We Graduate.

If You Want To Know The Feeling [of Labor Pain], Just Take Your Bottom Lip And Pull It Over Your Head.

Giving Birth Is Like Taking Your Lower Lip And Forcing It Over Your Head.