I Remember When I Was Being Told

Honey Bees Are Amazing Creatures. I Mean, Think About It, Do Earwigs Make Chutney?

Fox Hunting, There's Big Fox Hunting Thing, There's Arguments In Britain About Fox Hunting. And They Go Around. They Obviously Hunt Foxes Because The Foxes, They Attack Chickens. And Posh People Have An Alliance With Chickens Just Like In The First World War.

Scrabble Was Invented By Nazis To Piss Off Kids With Dyslexia.

We Must Have Been Hunters And Gatherers But Some Of Us Were Just Waiters And Hopers.

My Dad Said, "as Long As You're Happy." I Used To Think It Was Kind Of A Very Simple Idea Or Philosophy Because He Wasn't Religious. But You've Got To Try And Be Happy. And If You're Not Happy, You Can't Help Anyone Else. So Obviously, Some Crazy People Could Go To Places, But I Just Think You Need To Be Content Within Yourself, So That's The Thing.