Honey Bees Are Amazing Creatures. I Mean,

I Want To Be A Taxidermist! I Wanna Fill Animals With Sand. I Wanna Get More Sand Into An Animal Than Anybody Has Ever Bloody Got In One. I Wanna Fill A Rat With The Entire Gobi Desert, So It’s Really Quite Tight.

Father, Bless Me For I Have Sinned, I Did An Original Sin… I Poked A Badger With A Spoon.

Boy Bands Should Be Exploded From A Great Height. They're Just Pretty People Singing Music Written By Others.

Because That's What Narcissism Is All About; Looking In The Mirror Everyday And Thinking 'damn, I'd Like To Shag Myself.'

Guns Don't Kill People, People Kill People, And Monkeys Do Too (if They Have A Gun).