Scrabble Was Invented By Nazis To Piss

That's No Good, I Can't Steal From The Fairly Well Off And Give To The Moderately Impoverished! That's Not Gonna Swing, Is It?

So In Europe, We Had Empires. Everyone Had Them - France And Spain And Britain And Turkey! The Ottoman Empire, Full Of Furniture For Some Reason. And The Austro-hungarian Empire, Famous For F-k All! Yes, All They Did Was Slowly Collapse Like A Flan In A Cupboard.

Honey Bees Are Amazing Creatures. I Mean, Think About It, Do Earwigs Make Chutney?

The Bottom Line Of Comedy Is To Be Funny, And The Bottom Line Of Drama Is To Be Truthful. You Can Be Truthful And Funny, But If You're Not Truthful In A Drama Than The Audience Leaves You.

I Try To Just Talk About Human Stories And What I Think About Religion Or Teapots Or Whatever.