It's Hard For Me To Get Used

You Know You're Getting Old When You Stoop To Tie Your Shoelaces And Wonder What Else You Could Do While You're Down There.

If I Had Taken My Doctor's Advice And Quit Smoking When He Advised Me To, I Wouldn't Have Lived To Go To His Funeral.

Be Quick To Learn And Wise To Know.

Retirement At Sixty-five Is Ridiculous. When I Was Sixty-five I Still Had Pimples.

It's Hard For Me To Get Used To These Changing Times. I Can Remember When The Air Was Clean And Sex Was Dirty.