It's A Real Primal Thing, Watching Someone

I Feel Like My Eyes Have Gonorrhea.

What An Honor That Stephen Prouty Got Nominated For Best Makeup And Hairstyling For Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Am I As Stunned As Everyone Else We Didn’t Get The Nod For Best Picture? Well Of Course, Duh, But I Won’t Let That Take Away From My Happiness For Steve, Tony Gardner, And Our Whole Makeup Team. Wahoo!

If Someone Hits Me I Consider It A Challenge.

People Go To Car Races To Watch The Crashes.

I Am Nothing That Isn't Professional.