I Feel Like My Eyes Have Gonorrhea.

I Don't Remember The First Stunt I Ever Did.

I'm So Uncoordinated, I Can't Really Do That Much, So My Specialty Is Standing In One Spot Or Holding On To Something, Like An Exploding Rocket Or A Jetski.

I'm The Fun Dad, I Am Also The Disciplinarian.

People Go To Car Races To Watch The Crashes.

I Want To Do Dramas. I Want To Do Comedies.