I'm The Fun Dad, I Am Also

People Think By Challenging Me They're Going To Show They're Tough. But I'm Not Tough. Decent Drinker. Not Such A Bad Kisser. But Not A Great Fighter.

I'm So Uncoordinated, I Can't Really Do That Much, So My Specialty Is Standing In One Spot Or Holding On To Something, Like An Exploding Rocket Or A Jetski.

I'm Not Looking To Lose Anything. I'm Looking To Continue Making Movies.

I'm Just Basking In The Glory.

I Think Everyone Roots For The Underdog.