I Am Nothing That Isn't Professional.

If Someone Hits Me I Consider It A Challenge.

But I Can Still Lick The Spoon!

I Just Try To Think Of All The Things That Could Go Wrong So In That Split Second When It Happens, Maybe Your Body Reacts In A Way Where It Protects You Just A Little.

I Actually Got Stabbed At My Friend's Bachelor Party. In Real Life.

I'm Lucky Enough To Be With Someone, And I Am Happy.