I Actually Got Stabbed At My Friend's

I Don't Remember The First Stunt I Ever Did.

My Parents Said That I Was Nine Months Old And Would Throw Myself Out Of The Crib Onto The Floor Continually. As Soon As They Left The Room After Putting Me Back In They'd Hear A Big Bump And I'd Be On The Floor Again.

I Feel Like My Eyes Have Gonorrhea.

But I Can Still Lick The Spoon!

I'm Lucky Enough To Be With Someone, And I Am Happy.