It Was Julie Burchill Who Decreed That,

The Real Change That Paintings Undergo Is In The Perceptions Of The Viewer.

Don Quixote's 'delusions' Is An Excellent Read - Far Better Than My Own Forthcoming Travel Book, 'walking Backwards Across Tuscany.'

It's Worth Turning Up To An Awards Gig If You Know You've Won One But, Since You Never Do Know, It's Not Worth It.

The Moon Puts On An Elegant Show, Different Every Time In Shape, Colour And Nuance.

I Abhor Nothing More Than Bumping Into Someone I Know On The Tube.