It's Worth Turning Up To An Awards

I Read 'crime And Punishment' Years Ago And Don't Recall The Details Of It, But I Do Retain A Strong Sense Of The Creeping Paranoia And Panic.

My Sister-in-law Believes That Few Narratives Are So Tightly Constructed That You Can't Skip Boring Bits And Still Keep Abreast Of What's Going On.

After You've Read A Novel, You Only Retain A Vague Memory Of Its Contents. You Remember The Atmosphere, The Odd Image Or Phrase Or Vivid Cameo.

Listening To Chris Moyles On Radio 1 Is The Most Miserable Thing Any Human Being Can Do, But Attending Awards Ceremonies Isn't Far Behind.

Obviously I Am Not Bothered About Men's Fashion - Is Anyone, Apart From Jonathan Ross?