I Abhor Nothing More Than Bumping Into

The Moon Puts On An Elegant Show, Different Every Time In Shape, Colour And Nuance.

The History Of The Relationship Between Comedy And Swimming Is Short Indeed. Of Course It Is Always Funny When Someone Falls Into Water, But That's About It.

Comedy Ages Quicker Than Tragedy, To The Extent That We Can't Know If The 10 Commandments May Originally Have Been 10 Hilarious One-liners.

If You Want To Be Happy For A Short Time, Get Drunk Happy For A Long Time, Fall In Love; Happy Forever, Take Up Gardening.

Acting Is The Most Demanding, Painful Job In The World.