It Helps To Be Stupid If You're

I Don't Mean To Diminish The Job, It's A Good Job And A Real Pressure Job. But I Don't Think A Relief Pitcher Should Ever Be The Most Valuable Player Of A League. We Only Play In Maybe Half Of The Games. Being A Relief Pitcher Means Part-time Employment. We're Bench Players, And Bench Players Shouldn't Be M.v.p.

It Helps To Be Stupid If You're A Relief Pitcher. Relievers Had To Get Into A Zone Of Their Own. I Just Hope I'm Stupid Enough.

Someone Told Me Just Recently That Poets Are Eulogists. It's Their Job, To Eulogize. I Didn't Know That, But It Makes Sense. Because In Almost Every Poem Of Mine There Is A Loss.

Natural Grass Is A Wonderful Thing For Little Bugs And Sinkerball Pitchers.

The Best Thing About Baseball Is There's No Homework.