Natural Grass Is A Wonderful Thing For

It Helps To Be Stupid If You're A Relief Pitcher. Relievers Had To Get Into A Zone Of Their Own. I Just Hope I'm Stupid Enough.

Most Pitchers Fear Losing Their Fastball And, Since I Don't Have One, The Only Thing I Have To Fear Is Fear Itself.

They're (california Angels) Like The American League All-star Team, And That's Their Problem, The American League All-star Team Always Loses.

I Became A Better Pitcher When I Found A Delivery In My Flaw.

Someone Told Me Just Recently That Poets Are Eulogists. It's Their Job, To Eulogize. I Didn't Know That, But It Makes Sense. Because In Almost Every Poem Of Mine There Is A Loss.