In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses

Balance Is So Important In Our Lives. In Our Busy World, We Can Give Ourselves Balance Between Thinking And Feeling.

In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses He Becomes A Female Athelete.

In Soviet Russia, Party Always Finds You!

I Found Out That When You Get Married The Man Becomes The Head Of The House. And The Woman Becomes The Neck, And She Turns The Head Any Way She Wants To.

In America, You Assassinate President. In Soviet Russia, President Assassinate You!