I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood

The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Lose Weight, Because By Then Your Body And Your Fat Are Really Good Friends.

Us President Gerald Ford's Golf Was So Bad We Thought He Was A 'hitman For The Pga!

My Idea Of Christmas, Whether Old-fashioned Or Modern, Is Very Simple: Loving Others. Come To Think Of It, Why Do We Have To Wait For Christmas To Do That?

Not That They Were That Anxious To See Ronnie As President; They Were Afraid If He Didn't Get Elected, He'd Go Back To Acting.

Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts To Show Around Your Middle.