I'm Basically A Very Happy Person And

People Always Assume That Bachelors Are Single By Choice And Spinsters Because Nobody Asked Them. It Never Enters Their Heads That Poor Bachelors Might Have Worn The Knees Of Their Trousers Out Proposing To Girls Who Rejected Them Or That A Girl Might Deliberately Stay Unmarried.

I Love The Long Grass Coming Up To Meet The Willows.

The Letter Of Application ... Should Be A Masterpiece Of Fiction, Papering Over All The Cracks. Get It Properly Typed On Decent Writing Paper. Never Let It Run Over The Page, People Get Bored With Reading.

I Have A Theory That The Secret Of Marital Happiness Is Simple: Drink In Different Pubs To Your Other Half.

Leo, Sadly, Has Parkinsons, But He Used To Cook All Sorts Of Dazzling Things.