I Love The Long Grass Coming Up

If You Feel Compelled To Give A New Year's Eve Party, Don't Invite People To Arrive Too Early Or They'll Go Off The Boil Before Midnight.

I'd Never Have Written The Big Books In London.

People Always Assume That Bachelors Are Single By Choice And Spinsters Because Nobody Asked Them. It Never Enters Their Heads That Poor Bachelors Might Have Worn The Knees Of Their Trousers Out Proposing To Girls Who Rejected Them Or That A Girl Might Deliberately Stay Unmarried.

People Who Can Write A Book Usually Do.

I Was So Flattered That Someone Wanted Me To Write A Book, I Said I Would. It Was Published In 1969.