I Have A Theory That The Secret

It Must Be A Terrible Pressure To Have To Go To The Office.

People Who Can Write A Book Usually Do.

Without Doubt, Keep A Diary. From The Day You're Born, Keep A Diary, Because We All Forget Things So Quickly.

People Always Assume That Bachelors Are Single By Choice And Spinsters Because Nobody Asked Them. It Never Enters Their Heads That Poor Bachelors Might Have Worn The Knees Of Their Trousers Out Proposing To Girls Who Rejected Them Or That A Girl Might Deliberately Stay Unmarried.

I'm Not Wild About Holidays. They Always Seem A Ludicrously Expensive Way Of Proving There's No Place Like Home.