For Sheer Sexiness, A Man Must Be

People Always Assume That Bachelors Are Single By Choice And Spinsters Because Nobody Asked Them. It Never Enters Their Heads That Poor Bachelors Might Have Worn The Knees Of Their Trousers Out Proposing To Girls Who Rejected Them Or That A Girl Might Deliberately Stay Unmarried.

Never Drink Black Coffee At Lunch; It Will Keep You Awake All Afternoon.

People Who Can Write A Book Usually Do.

Leo, Sadly, Has Parkinsons, But He Used To Cook All Sorts Of Dazzling Things.

For Sheer Sexiness, A Man Must Be Beautiful. Funny. Yes. Clever, No.