List of Spike Milligan Quotes

Only On The Third Class Tourist Class Passengers' Deck Was It A Sultry Overcast Morning, But Then If You Do Things On The Cheap You Must Expect These Things.

This Silent Call You Make, A Silence So Loud I Fear The World Knows It's Meaning If You Fill Every Corner Of A Room Where Can I Look? If I Close My Eyes The Silence Becomes Louder! There Is No Escape From You The Only Way Out Is In

I Cannot Stand Being Awake, The Pain Is Too Much.

Render Any Politician Down And There's Enough Fat To Fry An Egg.

If A Man Dies When You Hang Him, Keep Hanging Him Until He Gets Used To It.

I Told You I Was Sick.

The Most Difficult Book I Have Ever Read Was A Manual On The Use Of Iron Bangles By A.j. Thompson.

A Bird In The Strand Is Worth Two In Shepherds Bush

My Father Was My Greatest Inspiration. He Was A Lunatic.

I'm A Hero Wid Coward's Legs, I'm A Hero From The Waist Up.

Listen, Someone's Screaming In Agony- Fortunately I Speak It Fluently

A Lot Of Learning Canbe A Little Thing.