If A Man Dies When You Hang

Only On The Third Class Tourist Class Passengers' Deck Was It A Sultry Overcast Morning, But Then If You Do Things On The Cheap You Must Expect These Things.

Is There Anything Worn Under The Kilt? No, It's All In Perfect Working Order.

I Shook Hands With A Friendly Arab. I Still Have My Right Arm To Prove It.

How Long Was I In The Army? Five Foot Eleven.

One Day The "don't Knows" Will Get In And Then Where Will We Be?