Is There Anything Worn Under The Kilt?

Many People Die Of Thirst But The Irish Are Born With One.

Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented Custard.

I'm A Hero With Coward's Legs.

Said Hamlet To Ophelia, I'll Draw A Sketch Of Thee. What Kind Of Pencil Shall I Use? 2b Or Not 2b?

I Spent Many Years Laughing At Harry Secombe's Singing Until Somebody Told Me That It Wasn't A Joke.