I'm At The Age Where Food Has

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.

My Kids Scotch Tape Worms To The Sidewalk And Watch The Birds Get Hernias.

The Shape I'm In, I Could Donate My Body To Science Fiction.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, She Had A Face Like A Saint-a Saint Bernard!

Once When I Was Lost I Asked A Policeman To Help Me Find My Parents. I Said To Him, 'do You Think We'll Ever Find Them?' He Answered, 'i Don't Know, Kid. There Are So Many Places They Can Hide.