I'm An Aspiring Writer. I Hate That

I'm An Aspiring Writer. I Hate That Phrase. You're Either A Writer Or You're Not.

I Love Satan. Christianity Is So Boring. If Star Wars Didn't Have That Evil Imprint, They Wouldn't Sell Two Tickets. Satan Sells Tickets. That Dude, Darth Maul, He Was Down With Satan. Put It This Way, Satan Loves To Party, He Loves To F**k And He Loves To Eat Rich, Delicious Food. Actually That Sounds A Lot Like Kyle Gass (his Bandmate).

We're Not Just Twice As Powerful When We're Together, But Ten Times As Powerful.

I Feel As If You're Saying That Dj Is Not A Real Job.

You Must Never Underestimate The Power Of The Eyebrow.