We're Not Just Twice As Powerful When

There's Something About A Divorce In That Even If Your Parents Still Love You, The Fact That They Can't Live With Each Other Makes You Feel There's Something Wrong With You.

You're Not Hardcore, Unless You Live Hardcore

Just Because You Don't Know How To Do Stand-up Doesn't Mean You Don't Know How To Put On A Show.

I Always Feel Bad For People Getting Married And Spending Upwards Of A Hundred Thousand Dollars. It Just Seems So Absurd To Me.

I Played, Like, A Year Of Piano Until I Learned The 'pink Panther' Theme. That Was My Goal. Once I Was Good Enough, I Quit. Now My Music Has To Have Some Rock.