I'm A Big Fan Of The Mars

And Then There Was My Mate Who'd Just Been Fitted With A Brand New Hearing Aid. "it's The Best In The World", He Said. "what Type Is It?", I Asked And He Said "ten Past Twelve".

I Don't Know Why I Should Have To Learn Algebra... I'm Never Likely To Go There.

The Human Race Has Been Set Up. Someone, Somewhere, Is Playing A Practical Joke On Us. Apparently, Women Need To Feel Loved To Have Sex. Men Need To Have Sex To Feel Loved. How Do We Ever Get Started.

When I Was 12, We Went From Glasgow To Aberdeen On A School Trip. It Was Called Fresh Air Fortnight.

I Decided To Stop Drinking While It Was Still My Idea.