If You're Not A Target, You're A

If I Can Go From Burglar For The Government To Talk Show Host, You Can Go From Entertainer To Congressman.

Obviously Crime Pays, Or There'd Be No Crime.

If You're Not A Target, You're A Failure.

The Official Version Of Watergate Is As Wrong As A Flat Earth Society Pamphlet.

The Press Is Like The Peculiar Uncle You Keep In The Attic - Just One Of Those Unfortunate Things.