The Press Is Like The Peculiar Uncle

They Were Afraid, Never Having Learned What I Taught Myself: Defeat The Fear Of Death And Welcome The Death Of Fear.

The Soldiers Currently Manning Our Sophisticated Weaponry Have Room Temperature Iq's.

Take, For Example, The African Jungle, The Home Of The Cheetah. On Whom Does The Cheetah Prey? The Old, The Sick, The Wounded, The Weak, The Very Young, But Never The Strong. Lesson: If You Would Not Be Prey, You Had Better Be Strong.

The Press Is Like The Peculiar Uncle You Keep In The Attic - Just One Of Those Unfortunate Things.

Obviously Crime Pays, Or There'd Be No Crime.