If You Laugh At It, You Can

But You Do Have To Learn, If You Want To Be A Satirist, You Can't Be Part Of The Party. Meaning, You Can't Go Horseback Riding With Jackie O In Central Park If You're Going To Make A Joke About Her That Night.

Never Floss With A Stranger.

We Don't Apologize For A Joke. We Are Comics. We Are Here To Make You Laugh. If You Don't Get It, Then Don't Watch Us.

I Succeeded By Saying What Everyone Else Is Thinking.

If You're Not A Wreck In This Business, You're Not Around.