Never Floss With A Stranger.

If You Can't Make Fun Of Yourself, You Don't Have Any Right To Make Fun Of Others

Edgar Had A Heart Attack, And I'm To Blame. We Were Making Love, And I Took The Bag Off My Head.

Is Elizabeth Taylor Fat? Her Favorite Food Is Seconds.

Any Form Of Complacency Is The Kiss Of Death For Any Professional.

I Like Colonic Irrigation Because Sometimes You Find Old Jewelry.