Any Form Of Complacency Is The Kiss

I'm At The Top, Top, Top Of My Game Now. I'm So Happy To Be On That Stage, I'm In Control Of It, And I Love Every Minute Of It. I Walk Onstage In Rehearsal And I Start To Smile. And So I Just Don't Care What Anyone Else Is Doing. Do What You Want, Say What You Want. Nobody Else Can Do What I Do Onstage. Nobody.

Diets, Like Clothes, Should Be Tailored To You.

Comedy Is Truth. We Should Not Apologize For It.

The Palestinians Cannot Throw Rockets And Expect People Not To Defend Themselves

I Always Like A Charity With People Who Don't Speak English Because I Get Them To Do All Kinds Of Things Around My House.