I'm No Cook. When I Want Lemon

To The Pessimist The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is Another Train.

I Felt A Comedy Ego Beginning To Grow, Which Gave Me The Courage To Begin Tentatively Looking Into Myself For Material.

She's So Fat, She's My Two Best Friends.

Elizabeth Taylor's So Fat She Puts Mayonnaise On Aspirin.

It's So Long Since I've Had Sex I've Forgotten Who Ties Up Who.