I Succeeded By Saying What Everyone Else

Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Well, So Do Old Ladies!

Having My Daughter, I Screamed For Twenty-three Hours Straight. And That Was Just During Conception.

You Don’t Marry For Love. What Does Love Got To Do With Marriage? I Spit On Love And Marriage. You Marry For Money.

Sold My House In La, Packed Myself Up And Moved To New York, Not Knowing Anybody. Friends Are Very Hard To Make After A Certain Age.

I Have No Sex Appeal And It Has Screwed Me Up For Life; My Gynecologist Examines Me By Telephone.