If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink,

Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.

Let's All Start Walking More And Driving Less.

Mama Had An Appreciation Of The Language. She Taught Me A Love Of Words, Of How They Should Be Used And How They Can Fill A Creative Soul With A Passion And Lead To A Life's Work.

It's Difficult To Think Anything But Pleasant Thoughts While Eating A Homegrown Tomato.

Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going To Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.