Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going

I Grew Up In A Very Large Family In A Very Small House. I Never Slept Alone Until After I Was Married.

I Finally Figured It Out, I Finally Figured Out How To Find Some Peace And Happiness. I Sure Would Hate For The Man Upstairs To Take Me Now. But At Least I Did Figure It Out.

God Bless Merle Haggard. He Did All The Things That Johnny Cash Was Supposed To Have Done.

The Only Way That I Could Figure They Could Improve Upon Coca-cola, One Of Life's Most Delightful Elixirs, Which Studies Prove Will Heal The Sick And Occasionally Raise The Dead, Is To Put Bourbon In It.

I Came From A Big Family. As A Matter Of Fact, I Never Got To Sleep Alone Until I Was Married.