I'd Like To Get Some New Clothes,

I'm Taking Viagra And Drinking Prune Juice. I Don't Know If I'm Coming Or Going.

I Tell Ya, I Knew My Morning Wasn't Going Right. When I Put On My Shirt The Button Fell Off, When I Picked Up My Briefcase, The Handle Fell Off, I Tell Ya, I Was Afraid To Go To The Bathroom.

With My Doctor, I Don't Get No Respect. I Told Him I Want A Vasectomy. He Said With A Face Like Mine, I Don't Need One.

My Wife Had Her Drivers’ Test The Other Day. She Got 8 Out Of 10. The Other 2 Guys Jumped Clear.

I Don't Get No Respect. I Called Suicide Prevention. They Tried To Talk Me Into It.