I Would Sometimes Sit In A Crowded

If You Have Any Trouble Sounding Condescending, Find A Unix User To Show You How It's Done.

The Amount Of Energy Spent Laughing At A Joke Should Be Directly Proportional To The Hierarchical Status Of The Joke Teller.

The Greenest Home Is The One You Don't Build. If You Really Want To Save The Earth, Move In With Another Family And Share A House That's Already Built. Better Yet, Live In The Forest And Eat Whatever The Squirrels Don't Want.

Management Is Nature's Way Of Removing Idiots From The Productive Flow.

A Matador Is A Guy Who Didn't Have Enough People Skills To Be Promoted To Serial Killer.