I Would Like To Find A Stew

I've Read Some Of Your Modern Free Verse And Wonder Who Set It Free.

Mr. [john] Barrymore's Smile Was The Smile Of An Actor Who Hates Actors, And Who Knows That He Is Going To Kill Two Or Three Before The Play Is Over. I Am Not An Actor-killer, But I Like My Hamlets To Dislike Actors, If You Know What I Mean, And I Think You Don't.

You Never Realize How Short A Month Is Until You Pay Alimony.

My Wife Is The Kind Of Girl Who Will Not Go Anywhere Without Her Mother, And Her Mother Will Go Anywhere.

Busy Yourselves With This, You Damned Walruses, While The Rest Of Use Proceed With The Libretto.